*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die
this is the bitch that stole my phone and every pic she takes goes straight to my icloud!
*dosent notice typo until post has 200 notes*
all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough
So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not
I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
If dentists make money off people having unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a product that 9/10 of them recommend?
Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.